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Jesus' absolute and hyperbolic statements that are oxymoronic & anti-GOD:

The analysis below clearly show that the false Jesus of the Bible is not what Isa, the true Messiah and the son of our virgin mother Mary, is.  Peace and blessings be upon Isa and his mother.  We believe in the virgin birth of the Messiah, and we believe he will return to fight the armies of satan.  Both the Bible and Islam agree that he will return as an Arab from Damascus, Syria.

  

1-  Pork and Sex:

  • People called Jesus in the NT a fat drunk: "gluttonous, and a winebibber" (Matthew 11:19).
      
  • Nothing that goes inside you makes you unclean.  Jesus had to qualify his statement for the disciples in the NT.  They probably thought he also meant anal and oral sex here, since he didn't even mention food.  They should've asked for further qualification on food and they would've gotten that pork is never allowed.  Now of course, it must've "went without saying" for them that pork was forbidden.

    Mark 7:15-23 (ESV)
    15 There is nothing outside a person that by going into him can defile him, but the things that come out of a person are what defile him.”
    16 If anyone has ears to hear, let him hear
    17 And when he had entered the house and left the people, his disciples asked him about the parable.
    18 And he said to them, “Then are you also without understanding? Do you not see that whatever goes into a person from outside cannot defile him,

    Oxymoron:  Nothing that goes inside you makes you unclean.  Sexual immorality makes you unclean.  But nothing that goes inside you makes you unclean.  Having a penis inside you makes you unclean.  But nothing that goes inside you makes you unclean.
      
    In the Bible, they even sing about women's vaginas and breasts tasting like wine.

      

    Penetrating women?

    Women were engineered by Allah Almighty to be penetrated.  They were made to get married, lose their virginities through penetration, bleed blood, have semen be poured inside them, and get pregnant.  Some women even debate that anal sex was a form of birth control in ancient times.  They argue that the woman's rectum and anus are more stretchable or elastic than men's.  This is similar to the woman's elastic vagina.  This is why she can have an entire baby come out of it.  Similarly, the woman's anus and rectum are more stretchable than that of a man.  I've had a Western woman make this argument to me as a rebuttal to my article Anal sex is forbidden in Islam.  She even told me that her and her husband's doctor prescribed anal sex to them as a cure for his erectile dysfunction.  In other words, anal sex would turn him on and harden his penis to then enable him to have sex with her in the vagina.  Now in my article, I've provided ample scientific evidence about how damaging anal sex is to the body.  Plus, it is forbidden in Islam.

    Be as it may, women were made to be penetrated.  So was Jesus drunk when he spoke to women about them being penetrated from outside?  "There is nothing that goes inside you from outside would make you unclean"?  How did the females from the crowd understand this statement?  How should they have understood it?
      

  • Jesus was a sexually deprived celibate who coveted sexual sinning for 40 days and 40 nights through satan's temptation.  The NT spells this out in many passages.  The gospel of Philips (Philips was one of the disciples) even says he kissed Mary Magdalene on the mouth and had an intimate relationship with her.  So meaning to speak sexually at first makes sense.  He quickly changed his tone in verse Mark 7:21.  The context was supposed to be about just food.  He then talked about anything that penetrates you.  He probably felt the boiling backlash.  He changed the tone and started meddling the topic with evil thoughts and sexual immoralities talk in verse 21.  But the entire context was about just mere food.  Why did we end up mixing everything up like that?  Was he drunk that day?

      

      
    2-  All rich are going to hell:

  • Matthew 19:24 "In fact, it’s easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich person to get into God’s kingdom."
      
  • First of all, being rich and being poor is both relative and subjective.  What is rich in one place might be poor in another.  Even a rich person might become broke and poor while being "rich".
      
  • Jesus said rich people are all going to Hell.  Yet, GOD Almighty chose a millionaire (Job) [1] to take on satan and defeat him.  And He called him "perfect and upright" (Job 1:1) [1].
      
  • Again, people called Jesus in the NT a fat drunk: "gluttonous, and a winebibber" (Matthew 11:19).  Was he drunk when he talked about rich people?  GOD Almighty never viewed rich people like this.
      
    Oxymoron:  All rich people are going to Hell.  Job the millionaire was a "perfect and upright" servant of GOD.  But all rich people are going to Hell.  GOD Almighty loved and honored Job so much, that the Almighty chose him to take on the mighty evil and challenges of satan and ultimately defeat satan.  But all rich people are going to Hell.
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    The poor are better than the rich?

  • It all comes down to how pious or evil the individual is.
  • Poor neighborhoods are usually filled with dangers. 
  • Rich neighborhoods are usually calm and safe.
  • Poor neighborhoods are usually welcoming to the plague and infestation of prostitutes, gangs, cartels, thugs, criminals, mafias.
  • Rich neighborhoods are usually, again, calm and safe.
  • Poor neighborhoods are usually infested with foul languages and with self-hating and very vile, repulsive and obnoxious people.  They even blaspheme GOD's Holy Name due to their lacking.
  • Rich neighborhoods are usually, again, calm and comfortable, and their people are normally disciplined, well-raised, well-mannered and professionals.
  • You normally trust your little children to ride their bicycles in rich neighborhoods.
  • You would worry about drive-by shootings hitting your children in poor neighborhoods.
  • Rich people tend to be far more hygienic and are a lot more aware of taking care of their body cleanliness.
  • Jesus had disregard for personal hygiene (Matthew 15:1-2, Mark 7:1-5).  He emphasized that the outside filth is totally irrelevant.  He probably showered a lot less, had a stench for body odor, and was lice infested in his beard and hair, and throughout his clothes and body.  See what Islam says about personal hygiene Being physically smelly and filthy is satanic according to the Glorious Quran.  Jesus (the false Jesus of the NT, not the true Isa of Islam) and GOD are Heaven and Hell apart in this.
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    Mary Magdalene was a prostitute:

    Also, was not Mary Magdalene a prostitute?  Was she rich or poor?  Was she better than all of the rich women in town?  Was Jesus drunk when he said this GOD-defying oxymoron statement?  If rich people aren't that and/or he never really meant it, then why utter such drunk nonsense?

      

      
    3-  Stuffing his face with food:

    Luke 21
    1 As Jesus looked up, he saw the rich putting their gifts into the temple treasury.
    2 He also saw a poor widow put in two very small copper coins.
    3 “Truly I tell you,” he said, “this poor widow has put in more than all the others.
    4 All these people gave their gifts out of their wealth; but she out of her poverty put in all she had to live on.”

    The poor's charity is more holy than the rich's, because the poor gives from his poverty while the rich gives from his wealth.  Yet, Jesus was a fat drunk, "gluttonous, and a winebibber" (Matthew 11:19), who wouldn't fast and pass the food off to the hungry.  He was busy being diabetic and stuffing his face with food and alcohol.  How about feeding the poor from your hunger, i.e., fasting and passing the food off to them?  It just sounds quite ridiculous for him to call rich people satans who are all going to Hell, while being a fat drunk "gluttonous, and a winebibber" himself.  There is a serious moral contradiction here.

     

     

    My unfinished brainstorms.....

    -  If a body part sins, maim it. Yet, Jesus coveted the sins of the world for 40 days and nights.

    -  Holy Spirit is not Beelzebub
    Mark 3:29 But he that shall blaspheme against the Holy Ghost hath never forgiveness, but is in danger of eternal damnation.
    -  So Jesus is inspired by the Holy Spirit. He is beneath the Holy Spirit.

    -  Mathias the 12th disciple was chosen by a game of chance (casting lot).  Yet, before that, the Holy Spirit was supposedly all over the disciples, especially when it was time to collect money from the masses.
    "Everyone who owned land or houses would sell them and bring the money to the apostles"  (The Bible, Acts 4:34-35)

    http://www.answering-christianity.com/pauls_delusions.htm

     

    -  Jesus told his disciples to watch out from false Messiahs that would deceive them and claim to be him after his departure.  But if they knew his face and voice and features very well, then how could they be deceived by a false messiah?  Could this "Jesus" in the NT (its books were all written between 80 - 300 years after "Jesus") be a false messiah and not the true Isa of Islam?

    -  Paul said that the people in authority won't hurt you.  Yet, he himself was an oppressive authority, and Jesus was supposedly crucified by the authorities.  It's like being melosted by a church priest, and then 20 years later say church priests would never molest anyone. Ridiculous oxymoron and self-refuting and very stupid kind of logic and statement.

    - Paul said that all spiritual leaders make judgment about all things, but they are never to be subjected to any man's judgment. Good judgment they always accept, but bad one they don't accept. But why can't they be subjected to anyone's judgment?  Christianity is built on mens' judgments and worthless opinions.

    - Tempted, evil desires, suffering, coveting. If he was tempted, then he coveted. If he wasn't, then the text is problematic and off for saying he was tempted.
    - Do not judge others. Yet, he was walking around insulting people. Yes, you must be considerate, understanding to people, and try to see it from their perspective, but you also sometimes ***MUST*** judge and judge very harshly.
    - Do not call anyone "Father", yet the disciples called others that.  And does this include your own biological father whom you are his sperm?  People in the OT did call their fathers "father".
    - I have not come to abolish the Law, yet abrogations and contradictions happened. It's like the US constitution. I have not come to abolish the constitution, but let's cancel the 1st and 2nd amendments. So if it happens, would I not have abolished the constitution? Turning America into a police state. This is the kind of talk dictators who take over government through military coups say. I have not come to change the law. Yet, he changes it and makes himself the permanent ruler.
    - I am the resurrection. He didn't say I am the Mighty One now I ressurect you Lazarus. He had to cry and beg GOD Almighty to resurrect his friend so that the people would see the Glory of GOD.
    - I am the Truth and the way, no one comes to the Father except through me. No one here is for the Jews only (I have only come to the lost sheep of Israel, 12 thrones and fruits of Israel).
    - Jonah's sign and deep in the heart of the earth.  But he was never buried inside earth, nor ever put inside any coffin.  He laid on the floor inside a tomb, got healed and got up after that and left.
    - Paul vs Jesus on polygamy.  "causes her" to commit adultery if he divorces his wife is on women only. Not men, because men can't commit adultery through marriage since polygamy is allowed for them.  But for women it's different.  This is why Jesus said "causes here to commit adultery".
    - All rich people will go to Hell VS Job was rich and GOD Almighty chose him.
    - Working on the Sabbath ignorance.
    - Deuteronomy 17:17 prohibits king from marrying more than one wife because he'll get too busy. Paul did the same with church deacons (1Timothy 3:2, 1Timothy 3:12 and Titus 1:6). OT does not prohibit polygamy to the ordinary people. NT too does not prohibit polygamy to the ordinary.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polygamy_in_Christianity

    Deuteronomy 25 commands brother (even if he's already married) to marry his dead brother's widow. And if he refuses to marry her she must spit on his face.

    Deuteronomy 25:9 his brother's widow shall go up to him in the presence of the elders, take off one of his sandals, spit in his face and say, "This is what is done to the man who will not build up his brother's family line."

    GOD Almighty in the OT commanded kings to not marry "many women". So many women in marriage to one man is not liked by GOD Almighty. In Islam, polygamy is limited to upto four wives only.

    In bible kings are forbidden from having many wives. So GOD does not like many wives. In Islam wives are limited to four. Add this to abrogations articles also and to NT poly.

    They become one flesh in marriage? So the OT days married people were they also not one flesh with their wives even multiple wives at a time? A family is also one flesh. So a family of multiple wives is one flesh too.

    Islam prohibits threesome with women, and for women to see each other nakedness, and anal sex. Each woman is separate from the other.

    Jesus said no marriage in resurrection. But what about in Heaven? Will there be husbands and wives? Are Adam and Eve a husband and wife in Heaven? Did Jesus dodge the question with a false answer?


    ******* 100 times the wives in Heaven: Matthew 19:29, Mark 10:30, Luke 8:8

    Also in NT, a man becomes one flesh with a prostitute through fornication. A man can sleep with multiple prostitutes either in one time or in different times.

    - Do not judge people.

    JESUS DODGED QUESTIONS:
    - He said in resurrection there will be no marriage. He dodged addressing will marriage exist in Heaven. Will Heaven have testicles, sperms, semen, eggs, vaginas and wombs? Men resurrected with their male ganitals to Heaven, including Jesus, Paul, Elijah and others.
    - Will we marry and have children in Heaven? Are Adam and Eve a husband and wife in Heaven?
    - Labor on Sabbath and sheep falling in the well example.
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    **** Everything about Christianity is conjecture, including the name of the religion itself, Jesus' name all of the laws from pork, to polygamy, lesbianism, abolishing the Law, Praying, Fasting,

    "Not as I will, but as you will" proves that Jesus and GOD Almighty are not ONE GOD. They have separate wills. People in company are one, but they have different wills. This is why there are splits and terminations among individuals in companies. You and your wife are one. But she can still cheat on you, lie to you, divorce you, and even kill you. Your oneness does not mean you both are ONE INDIVIDUAL. You are two different individuals in partnership. Jesus had a speparate will than GOD Almighty, and could never dare to go against GOD Almighty.


    Jonah was an Iraqi and Job was an Arab. Both non-Jews. Sign of Jonah and sinless Job.

    Alive, alive alive (he prayed to GOD and repented inside the whale's belly).

    Jesus' promised-collosal-event never happened! (Matthew 16:24-28)

    Jesus refutes the redemption-by-blood lie: (Matthew 18:1-8, Matthew 18:21-35, Matthew 20:1-16)

    Only GOD decides, not Jesus (Matthew 20:20-23)

    If you have faith, you can dry a tree in a second and lift a mountain and throw it in the sea: (Matthew 21:18-22)

    Jesus banquet is his Heaven and Mansion that he will be lord of (Matthew 22:1-14, Matthew 22:43-45, Matthew 23:38-39, Matthew 24:36-44, Matthew 20:20-23)
    - Jesus has no control over how will his Heaven be like. It's all in GOD Almighty's Hands.

    No Christians to be called "teacher", "father", "leader" (Matthew 23:8-12)

    Jews travel over land and sea to win converts? (Matthew 23:15)

    Jesus will return from Arabia, the East (Matthew 24:27)

    Jesus promises that this generation will not pass until all of this happens.

    Jesus called Peter "satan" for saying GOD wouldn't let him get crucified, but Jesus also begged GOD to save him from crucifixion 1 night before the crucifixion (Matthew 16:21-28, Matthew 26:36-46)
    - Did Jesus call himself "satan"?
    - Jesus violated: vein repetitions, prayed better and more glorifying Prayer to GOD, begged GOD endlessly to save him from crucifixion "IF ITS POSSIBLE" while he called Peter a satan for saying that GOD would not let him get crucified.
    - Jesus' quote on him: "Satan! Stop saying that (praing to GOD to not get crucified)"
    - "Satan! Stop refusing GOD's Divine Will!"

      

    So is Jesus the resurrection?

      
    Oxymoron Trinity [1]:

    Jesus is the resurrection (John 11:25), but yet does not know when the Hour of the resurrection will come (Matthew 24:36) [1], and he had to cry, weep and beg GOD to resurrect Lazarus back to life.  And this proves he is our Creator?  And how is he exactly The Resurrection?  Could Jesus and the disciples honestly even resurrect or create a fly on their own?  This is one of the Glorious Quran's challenges to the polytheists from mankind who insist on deifying flesh and blood, dust and water, and idols.  All are helpless.

    In the OT, Elisha and many others also raised the dead:

    2 Kings 4
    32 Elisha arrived at the woman’s house and went straight to his room, where he saw the boy’s body on his bed.
    33 He walked in, shut the door, and prayed to the Lord.
    34 Then he got on the bed and stretched out over the
    dead body, with his mouth on the boy’s mouth, his eyes on his eyes, and his hand on his hands. As he lay there, the boy’s body became warm.
    35 Elisha got up and walked back and forth in the room, then he went back and leaned over the boy’s body. The boy sneezed seven times and opened his eyes.
    36 Elisha called out to Gehazi, “Have the boy’s mother come here.” Gehazi did, and when she was at the door, Elisha said, “You can take your son.”
    37 She came in and bowed down at Elisha’s feet. Then she picked up her son and left.

    Is Elisha and others like him now our Creator?

      

    John 5:30 "I cannot do anything on my own."

    And Jesus could not determine who gets to sit on his right and on his left in Heaven.  Only GOD alone decides this, Jesus said.  Visit also:

  • Bible's problematic hyperboles.  Jesus has, for example, caused Christians to eat pork, and they're now even the world's biggest pork consumers.  But a closer look at the text reveals that he never allowed it and could never even DARE to violate GOD Almighty by allowing it.
      
  • The last two chapters of the book of Isaiah make an End of Time Prophecy about the evil and immoral ones who will be pork (pig's meat) eaters.
      
  • The Bible has ample problems with its hyperbole and excessive confusing metaphoric language, to a point where we don't know what Jesus actually means, and it has made lawful things sinful and sinful things lawful.  Interestingly, people in the NT called Jesus a fat drunk, because they observed him drinking too much wine (alcohol) and eating too much.  He was a "gluttonous, and a winebibber" (Matthew 11:19) [1] [2].  This could've played a major role in the nonsensical language that he was uttering left and right.  Only Allah Almighty Knows best.
      
  • Ample more examples are given in the link above.
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    Muslims honor the Virgin Birth:

    We Muslims believe in the virgin birth of Isa Al-Maseeh, from our mother Mariam, peace be upon them both.  We also believe Isa performed many Miracles.  In fact, it was the Christians who doubted the virgin birth.  Islam came to cement it.  But Isa (eesa) was nonetheless a creation of GOD Almighty, and a slave of GOD.  Even the Old Testament calls Jesus "Slave of GOD":

  • Islam cemented the virgin birth of Jesus!  Christians doubted it.  Christian scholars admit this.
      
  • Isa (Jesus), the Islamic Messiah and creation of Allah Almighty, is NOT our Creator:

     

  • Jesus, in the Bible, said he does not know when the Hour will come, only GOD alone Knows, Jesus said.
  • Jesus said if he bears witness of himself he would be a liar.
  • Jesus prostrated on his face and prayed and begged GOD all night long to save him from crucifixion.
  • Is Jesus greater than Adam?  NT says no.
  • Jesus was called slave of GOD in Old Testament.
  • If Jesus was GOD questions.
  • None of Jesus' Miracles were unique in the Bible.
  • Trinity Crucified!  100s of verses thoroughly destroy the trinity lie.
  • The Fly's Digestive Miracle - Mentioned in the Holy Quran and Confirmed by Science!
  • Is Jesus greater than Adam?  NT says no.
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    Other:

  • www.answering-christianity.com/arabs_no_longer_jews_dogs.htm (according to Jesus)
  • http://www.answering-christianity.com/east.htm (Matthew 24:25-27: Jesus will return as an Arab from Syria)
  • Trinity Crucified!  100s of verses thoroughly destroy the trinity lie.

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    Never forget Islam's Divine Miracles:

    Quran's STUNNING Divine Miracles: [1]

    Here are some of my favorite Stunning Scientific Miracles in the Glorious Quran from among the tens (10s) that are listed in the main sections, below:

    1-  Here is one stunning Numerical Miracle, from the 10s below, for you:

    The Glorious Quran has 114 Chapters. The sum of those Chapters is 6555 (1+2+...+114 = 6555). There are also 6236 Noble Verses in the Glorious Quran. Now, IF YOU ADD EACH CHAPTER # with the number of its Verses, then you get a list of numbers. So 1 (first Chapter) + 7 (# of its Verses) = 8. Do this for all Chapters.

    1-  The sum of the odd numbers from the list = 6555.
    2-  The sum of the even numbers from the list = 6236.

    See the XLS file for 100% confirmation.
      

    2-  The Great Miracle.  Allah Almighty in the Holy Quran called the Number 19 Miracle "One of the Mighty Ones (Miracles)" (74:30-37) [1] [2].  See the 100s of Noble Verses that clearly testify to this Great Miracle.  Also, did you know that Allah Almighty Said in Surat Nuh (that's Noble Chapter Nuh (Noah)) that Prophet Noah lived for 950 years among his people. 

    Yet, all Praise and Glory are due to Allah Almighty Alone, the entire Noble Surah is exactly written in 950 Letters [1] [2]!  You can thoroughly see this in the scanned images that thoroughly verify every single Noble Letter, in the links.  Click on the links to see the many other Numerical Miracles in the Holy Quran.  Also, see the Numerical Miracles section along with all of the other great sections.  Also, 1,000s of examples in zip & PDF (fonts) files all demonstrated in this article!

      
    3-  19 X 115 = 2185 Number 19 and BASMALA Miracle.  The total numerical value of Noble Verses 74:30-37 themselves, which are the heart of the Number 19 Miracle, has a stunning Miracle in it.  The value of these Noble Verses matches the multiplication of the BASMALA's number of letters (19 Letters) and their total numerical values (115): 19 X 115 = 2185.  The Basmala, which full text in Arabic means "In the Name of Allah The Most Beneficent, The Most Merciful" is the Key to the Glorious Quran.  It is recited first before reading the Holy Quran, and it is also obligatory upon every Muslim to start with the Basmala before starting any task.  Again, 1,000s of examples in zip & PDF (fonts) files all demonstrated in this article!

      
    4-  Please also checkout the many hundreds (100s) of Great Numerical Miracles, and the many tens (10s) of other Great Scientific Miracles:

      

    Quran's STUNNING-Miracles Section: [1]

    Click on the following numbers:

    1-    Geology, Earth's spherical expansion, formation, Mountains and Oceanology.
    2-    The Universe, Time, Astronomy, UFOs and Space Shuttles.
    3-    Embryology, Human Anatomy, Formation, and Creation.

    4-    STUNNING Numerical Miracles in the Glorious Quran.  With 1,000s of examples! [4]

    5-    Medicine, Humans, Insects and Animals.
    6-    Life, Origins of life from water and dust in the Noble Quran, Plants and their origins.
    7-    Psychology.
    8-    Archeology and History.
    9-    Great Web Sites and Online Books.

    10-   Rebuttals.
    11-   General articles.

    12-   STUNNING Prophecies, and Allah's Divine Promises to reveal the Quran's Miracles.
    13-   Audios and Videos.
    14-   Other.

      
    For example:

    1-  The explosion of the Universe, Galaxies and Stars bring about Smoke.
      
    "When the sky disintegrates, and turns rose colored like paint (
    وردة كالدهان)." (The Noble Quran, 55:37) [2] [3]
      

      

    The Glorious Quran declares that the earth is spherical: [1]
      
    Allah Almighty in the Glorious Quran said that earth is:

           -  Spherical: "egg-shaped" [1].
           -  Is rotating around itself.
           -  Is moving in space in curvy orbits [2].
           -  Is in constant motion.
           -  Is suspended in space.
           -  Is swimming in space.
           -  Is traveling through the constantly expanding universe [3].
           -  The sunsetless North Pole miracle in the Glorious Quran [4]. 

  • At the top of the North Pole, the sun never sets, and I showed the video for that, and also quoted the scientific sources for that. Also in the lands near by, it almost never sets either, and I quoted sources for that as well, and also showed pictures of the "polar night" skies on these lands.
  •        -  The Glorious Quran also speaks about many earths [5] and not just earth.
           -  The Glorious Quran predicts
    11 planets in our solar system [6].

      
    This is also all demonstrated in good details in the following
    video file and articles:

    www.answering-christianity.com/egg-shaped_earth.htm
    www.answering-christianity.com/ac20.htm#links
    www.answering-christianity.com/detailed_meanings_of_scientific_words_in_verses.htm.  I used seven encyclopedic dictionaries:


    This is a picture of the seven encyclopedic dictionaries that I
    used that thoroughly demonstrate the Noble Words that contain
    the Scientific Miracles in them, and how they were used by the
    Arabs of old before and after Islam.  Ample quotations, sayings,
    proverbs and examples quoted from these dictionaries at:
    www.answering-christianity.com/detailed_meanings_of_scientific_words_in_verses.htm

      

    5-  The Glorious Quran's Perfect Preservation despite all of the odds and the many challenges to corrupt It.

  • Hafs vs Warsh, and Ahruf vs Qiraat thoroughly compared here.
      
  • Also, the produce Surah like it Quran challenge to all.  Click here.

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