6-  The NT calls Jesus a fat drunk "gluttonous, and a winebibber" (Matthew 11:19, Luke 7:34).  See also Daniel 7:25: Christianity will change time and the Law.

The alcohol-less Baptist is greater than Jesus:

John the Baptist, Jesus' cousin, was greater than Jesus.  The NT calls Jesus a fat drunk "gluttonous, and a winebibber" (Matthew 11:19, Luke 7:34).   Jesus was addicted to alcohol:

winebibber
wine·bib·ber
/ˈwīnˌbibər/

a habitual drinker of alcohol.



Matthew 11:19 (NIV)
19 The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and they say, ‘Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.' But wisdom is proved right by her deeds."
  
Luke 7:34 (NIV)
34 The Son of Man came eating and drinking, and you say, ‘Here is a glutton and a drunkard, a friend of tax collectors and sinners.'


Notice how he conceded to what people claimed about him:  "But wisdom is proved right by her deeds"?  What but butt-wisdom is there when people see you drunk and stuffing your face and mouth with food like your life depended on it?  And what Wisdom is there in drinking and being drunk when Yahweh Almighty Himself, your GOD, despises it?  Hypocrisy and being false, and just wanting to be opposite, are now Wisdom?  What horrible health advice and butt-wisdom are you giving when you allow enjoying alcohol consumption?  People witnessed you regularly getting addicted and drunk.  Did not your toilet spirit teach you that alcohol seriously damages the human body, which the body is supposed to be the temple of GOD?  (1 Corinthians 6:19)
  

        Of course it never did!   (See the real Holy Spirit of Islam, and alcohol is forbidden in Islam)

High Concentrations and Intoxication:


Lice infested castrate?

Jesus was also called out on being dirty.  He had total disregard for body cleanliness, sanitation and hygiene, and his "temple of GOD" (1 Corinthians 6:19) body was most probably lice infested and foul smelling (Matthew 15:1-2, Mark 7:1-5); thoroughly violating the Law in Leviticus 8:6, Leviticus 14:9, Leviticus 15:7, Numbers 19:7, Exodus 30:19, Exodus 30:21, Exodus 40:31, Leviticus 15:11, Deuteronomy 21:6, and many other verses.  Was Jesus also drunk when he decided to castrate and emasculate himself?  Yes, according to early Christians' writings, Jesus amputated his testicles and the head of his penis.    Was the barfing christ drunk??  It is nearly impossible for addicts to remain sober, and to genuinely think and speak responsibly.  All of that holy sh*t and sacred piss revealed from him had high concentrations of alcohol in them.  This explains Jesus' ample confusing and oxymoronic riddles in the NT that turned sinful into lawful and lawful into sinful (ex: pork became lawful; polygamy became sinful and many other examples).  He was not clear-headed (sober).  He was high on ample pooping and peeing himself alcoholic wisdom.  Jesus was also verbally abusive.  Was he walking down the streets at 2:00 am shouting and screaming insults at everyone while being drunk?  And again, was he pooping and peeing himself with some alcohol-heavy holy sh*t and sacred piss?  


People also called him out on his lack of hygiene problems.  Jesus had disregard for personal hygiene (Matthew 15:1-2, Mark 7:1-5).  He emphasized that the outside filth is totally irrelevant.  He probably showered a lot less, had a stench for body odor, and was lice infested in his beard and hair, and throughout his clothes and body.  See what Islam says about personal hygiene.  Being physically smelly and filthy is satanic according to the Glorious Quran.  Jesus (the false Jesus of the NT, not the true Isa of Islam) and GOD are Heaven and Hell apart in this.  The NT also says GOD considers John the Baptist great because he never drank alcohol.


And again, was not the (now lice infested and foul???) body supposed to be the temple of GOD according to 1 Corinthians 6:19?

Yahweh despised Jesus' wisdom:


Jesus:  It is wisdom "wisdom" (Matthew 11:19) to drink, get drunk and barf for the sake of appeasing hypocrites and infidels.  I am powerless and desperate and want to commit this sin.  After all, satan also made me covet the sins of the world for 40 days and 40 nights, and made me castrate and emasculate myself [1] as a result .  I was between him and GOD during this period.  That was another drunk barf that I called wisdom.  I am also lice infested and foul smelling (Matthew 15:1-2, Mark 7:1-5); thoroughly violating the Law in Leviticus 8:6, Leviticus 14:9, Leviticus 15:7, Numbers 19:7, Exodus 30:19, Exodus 30:21, Exodus 40:31, Leviticus 15:11, Deuteronomy 21:6, and many other verses.



Yahweh:  You would not be a great person, nor pleasing to GOD if you drink alcohol.  You drink alcohol you would not be pleasing to GOD, nor would you be considered a great person by GOD.

GOD despised Jesus' hypocritical wisdom that appeased evil and displeased GOD (Luke 1:15).

Luke 1:15
for he (John the Baptist) will be great in the sight of the Lord. He is never to take wine or other fermented drink, and he will be filled with the Holy Spirit even before he is born.

So according to the New Testament itself, we have:

1-  John the baptist.
2-  Barf the baptized.   And I am told to dump Islam and to take this castrated and emasculated brain-stoned addict as my Creator??  The Jesus of Islam is the true Messiah  .

Is John the Baptist another member of the barfinity?

See also the Glorious Quran's Scientific Miracle about lying.

6-  Jesus' Hyperboles: Confusing hyperboles and riddles, incoherent and oxymoronic language falsely made sinful lawful and lawful sinful (ex: pork became lawful, polygamy became sinful and many other examples.

This statement "shall be buried deep in the heart of earth for 3 days" is a problematic, oxymoronic, self-contradicting, and exaggerated Jesus Hyperbole.

No miracle.  A WWII soldier survived 63 hours on the cross by his captors.  Jesus only stayed for 3 hours.  Also, first 200 years there were no gospels or writings, and they admit that much forgeries were "fairly common".

Keep in mind: